Saturday, October 11, 2014

If I Were President

I'm as patriotic as they come. I love me some America. And I'm probably the one starting the U-S-A chant at a sporting event. But the last thing I would want for the world is for me to be POTUS.

Here's why...

Rules if I was President:
-Every day must start with mimosas.

-Coffee IVs would be a real thing.

-Alcoholic beverages would always be half-price.

-Football season would be year-round.

-Basketball would be banished.

-The Dawgs would always win. Always.

-College would be free.

-Jobs would be given to you upon college graduation.

-Working out would be a required activity 5 days a week.

-Sunday brunch is a required activity.

Life with President Beacham would be fun. But maybe not the most productive of all time. But we would all be fit! And fitness is fun... 

Life is all about the fun anyways, right?

Helene in Between Blogtober

What would you do as president?

xoxo, jgp

2 comments:

  1. I like the idea of a world where the Dawgs always win. What about the Braves? :P

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  2. This list is everything.
    I agree with ^that girl. Braves?!! lol

    We would all be fit alcoholics - I can dig it

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